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moriartyisaprincess:

mu5icliz:

50shadesoffrey:

fatkidinmath:

letsjustpretendimhot:

what if you could hear boners

like a text notification

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If i did not watch this show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

if you did watch the show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

emmerizmaname:

litsy-kalyptica:

scythrawr:

youtubers-replaced-my-life:

i-kicked-pj:

philsmumsglabella:

somebritishfandoms:

danandphilthings:

yes-that-anonymous-girl:

bethisadanosaur:

phandem0nium:

lemon—grab:

mytardisisnotonfire:

ascandalinreichenbach:

Can someone please tell me who these emo kids are and why they’re always on my dash?

omfg /dying

EMO KIDS


omfg hahahahahaha there names are Chris and Pj obviously

I thought it was Jack and Finn?

You guys are so stupid. That’s obviously Anthony and Ian. Jesus guys, learn your YouTubers.

Guy’s stop messing around it’s Jack and Dean.

erm no it’s John and Hank Green

no this is patrick 

i fucking love this phandom

I heard one is a lesbian

which one?

Both

emmerizmaname:

litsy-kalyptica:

scythrawr:

youtubers-replaced-my-life:

i-kicked-pj:

philsmumsglabella:

somebritishfandoms:

danandphilthings:

yes-that-anonymous-girl:

bethisadanosaur:

phandem0nium:

lemon—grab:

mytardisisnotonfire:

ascandalinreichenbach:

Can someone please tell me who these emo kids are and why they’re always on my dash?

omfg /dying

EMO KIDS

omfg hahahahahaha there names are Chris and Pj obviously

I thought it was Jack and Finn?

You guys are so stupid. That’s obviously Anthony and Ian. Jesus guys, learn your YouTubers.

Guy’s stop messing around it’s Jack and Dean.

erm no it’s John and Hank Green

no this is patrick 

i fucking love this phandom

I heard one is a lesbian

which one?

Both

amazingphil-gifs:

requested by anonymous

danisnotonfirree:

Amazing.

hazeyblvd:


tazerbitchinheels:

homochitto:

because every tumblr should have Queen Elizabeth shooting a machine gun

"PHILLIP, YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!"

No one fucks with our Queen

hazeyblvd:

tazerbitchinheels:

homochitto:

because every tumblr should have Queen Elizabeth shooting a machine gun

"PHILLIP, YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!"

No one fucks with our Queen

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profoundbondwiththepizzaman:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

I SENT THIS TO MY FRENCH TEACHER AND HE PEED HIS PANTS